A Sign from God…The World is Ending


It must be ending. It has to be ending. And rightfully so. In Snellville, our creator and giver of life has been forced to utilize circumspect promotions to lure his own servants to fill the pews.

Snellville Baptist recently placed a sign saying “Free Gasoline. 770-978-5717” in front of their place of worship. Curious and unsuspecting drivers called the number only to find out that they could be entered into a drawing to get a $500 Gas Card just for attending the service.

As someone with more than enough promotional experience, I immediately notice that they did not provide full disclosure in their medium or alternate means of entry for non purchasers. Obviously keeping the BBB off their back is not the problem when a church has to resort to these measures.

I hope and pray that it hasn't become this bad.
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Anonymous said…
I wonder if they outsource their marketing?
10:13 AM
Anonymous said…
I agree with the sentiments of this church. For far too long gasoline has been kept, against its will, in tanks and drums all across our great nation, only to be fed into the incinerator known as the combustion engine. The horror! Are we so sacrilegious, as to desecrate the graves of the dinos, just to improve our standard of living? Where is the justice? Where is the liberty?!?! We should all be in agreement on this:

FREE GASOLINE!
10:42 AM
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